Hello, I’m Dnee. Nice to meet you.
You’ll probably forget right after you’ve received a text.
I’m great, thanks! How about you?
I don’t know why you just asked me that. You don’t care about someone you’ve just met (and neither do I).
Yeah, I have Instagram and Snapchat.
Great. Now I’m going to have to unfollow you after a week because I. Don’t. Actually. Know. You.
A streak? I’m down to start one if you are.
Are you fucking kidding me? We just met. Whatever. That’s just an extra tap to my existing twenty-four.
Yes, it was really nice to meet you! I’ll see you around.
I am never seeing you again.
— meeting someone new in 2018
