modern day friendships

Hello, I’m Dnee. Nice to meet you.

You’ll probably forget right after you’ve received a text.

 

I’m great, thanks! How about you?

I don’t know why you just asked me that. You don’t care about someone you’ve just met (and neither do I).

 

Yeah, I have Instagram and Snapchat.

Great. Now I’m going to have to unfollow you after a week because I. Don’t. Actually. Know. You.

 

A streak? I’m down to start one if you are.

Are you fucking kidding me? We just met. Whatever. That’s just an extra tap to my existing twenty-four.

 

Yes, it was really nice to meet you! I’ll see you around.

I am never seeing you again.

 

— meeting someone new in 2018

 

 

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